Chapter:
1. If a cookie is broken, it has no calories.
2. Eating before, during and after working is essential.
3. One must always eat what their mother places before them.
4. Whatever food your grandma gives you must also be eaten.
5. Gum chewing aids in digestion.
6. It's ok to eat whatever you want as long as you no one saw it happen.
7. Chocolate is good for you.
8. Chocolate is good for you.
9. Chocolate is good for you.
Or perhaps a book about why NOT to diet would be much more entertaining. It would say...
Chapter:
1. Self-control is over-rated.
2. A hobo told me the world is ending in 2012 so there's no need.
3. You are actually comfortable with who you are.
4. Sitting on the floor is more comfortable the fatter you become.
5. Dieting is for Lent.
6. Healthy food upsets your stomach.
7. Dieting ultimately leads to death of the spirit.
...and much more
Or perhaps a book about why NOT to diet would be much more entertaining. It would say...
Chapter:
1. Self-control is over-rated.
2. A hobo told me the world is ending in 2012 so there's no need.
3. You are actually comfortable with who you are.
4. Sitting on the floor is more comfortable the fatter you become.
5. Dieting is for Lent.
6. Healthy food upsets your stomach.
7. Dieting ultimately leads to death of the spirit.
...and much more
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